Two days into this vacation and I’m wondering why I ever paid any attention to this stuff in the first place. Middle America, I’m thinking, could be on to something.
I thought this was about traffic jams but turns out it’s about guns, but it takes a while to get there
In a real shooting situation I’m far more likely to hide down below the dashboard and hope that everything just goes away. I’d feign death. I’d do the same in a war, too. I’d pretend to be dead immediately, even before I left the house.